The ballin' aliens are a group of aliens under the orders of K-OS
They come and challenge Tar Hellion's university in a game of basketball, which Tar Hellion wins. They later come back with K-OS and Ms-DOS themselves to challenge the entire people of Earth, forcing NBA players such as Lebron James and Michael Jordan to come out of retirement. However, they aren't good enough ; and after K-OS puts out some social media advertisements targeting former NBA burnouts unable to play because of the stilts rules, a team forms made of Tar Hellion, the Blue Weevil, the Yellow Hacket, Golf Pack, and the Terrafin, and beats the ballin' aliens. The newly formed team then becomes known as the K-OS Creamers.